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    Looking for work?

    A doctor from Israel says:
    "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is
    looking for work."

    The German doctor comments:
    "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a
    person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks
    he is looking for work."

    A Russian doctor says:
    "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from
    a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he
    is looking for work."

    The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
    "That's nothing, my colleagues, you are way behind us. In the USA (about two years ago) we grabbed a person out of the Senate with no brains, no heart, and no balls. We made him President of the United States , and now ... the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"

    • you probably thought Paul Ryan's GOP budget plan was sensible and well thought out, too...BuddhaHat

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