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    FLY IN MY ROOM! THERES A FUCKIGN FLY IN MY ROOM! NOISEY BIG CUNT! FIRST ONE SINCE BEFORE WINTER! LITTLE CUNT

    • close all light in that room make it dark.. wait 10 seconds open light in other room.. then wait..e-pill
    • ..watch fly -- fly into other room.. quickly shut off all lights and close door.. and pray..fly wont..e-pill
    • crawl under doorway.. find chopsticks.. and wait.. then strike with force.. and pray..e-pill
    • pray that the fly wont crawl inside your ear while you sleep or fly into your mouth ...e-pill
    • you are fucked either waye-pill
    • cheers for the tip, think im just gonna punch him in his face though, the little flying around noisy knob
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    • actually going to turn off all lights in the house apart from my housemates room, guide them all in there and shut the door.
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    • the door..
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    • there you go!!e-pill

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