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this is the oldest known recorded joke in human history, c. 1900 b.c. sumeria:
"something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
egypt, 1600 b.c.:
"how do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."
anglo-saxon, c. 1000 a.d.:
"what hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? answer: a key."