Don't Shit Your Pants
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- elahon0
In the third grade, I was the "boy who cried bathroom". I would ask to go to the bathroom every 30 mins or so whether I had to go or not. Well, the teacher had had enough.
I had to take a MONSTER shit one morning. I hadn't pooped since the previous morning before school, and I could tell this was a beast. I raise my hand asking to go to the bathroom, and she says no. 10 minutes later I ask again, she says no. This goes on for about 30 mins, and at last I am sweating, pleading to go to the bathroom. "NO!"
So sitting there in class, not able to hold it in any longer, I just relax and shit my pants. It was a monster indeed, I felt like one buttcheek was sitting on a book, slightly lopsided. As the smell begins to spread, everyone's sneaking looks around at eachother and I hear whispers of "Ohhhhhhh, who farted??". I am staring straight ahead like a statue.
Recess comes around and I waddle my ass down to the principals office with stink-waves of shit emenating off of me, to tell her that I pooped myself and that she had to call my mom to come and get me. I think she just threw the underpants in the trash.- that was a fuckin' awesome story.omg
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Brilliant.mikotondria3 - i'm in tears dude. "felt like one buttcheek was sitting on a book..." hahaha!kona
- ...Or she is a stinky pant collector. Yup! you cant tense up and run at the same time.74LEO