Wonder Woman

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  • Juanmonk0

    An oldie but a goodie...

    During one particular afternoon, Superman was kinda bored, so he went flying over Metropolis looking for trouble. He was flying over Wonder Womans apartment when he spots her sunbathing nude on top of her building.

    “Well,” he thought to himself, “I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I bet I could fly down there and nail her before she even knew what hit her.” So he undid his yellow belt, lowered his red panties, flew down, did his thing, then soared off satisfied into the Metropolitan sky.

    Wonder Woman lay stunned. “What was that?” she asked, “I don’t know,” groaned the Invisible Man, “but my arse is fucking killing me.”

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