I felt suicidal today

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  • detritus0

    • *slits wrists, defecates into resultant wounds, filling body with own putrid consumer stench*detritus
    • * Sets fire to Detritus' corpse, ejaculates into the flames, sings LET ME STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE by J.Hendrix
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    • Y'know what? That tune's actually got a really solid beat to it. Fuck. I never knew.detritus
    • Its a great song, and there's a pre-eminent British Physicist on Synth too.
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    • WHAT BRAND LUBE YOU USING?! WHAT BRAND LUBE YOU USING?! TO WANK OVER MY DEAD BURNING CORPSEdetritus
    • ?detritus
    • It IS him, right?

      you Dirty S.L.U.T., Barry Cox.
      detritus
    • Erm, let me check, hang on, label's peeled...errr, its... sun dried ...tomato paste. Oily. Not bad though.
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    • "Barry Cox" hahahahahah
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    • Oooh... Barry... Oooh, yuh, Barry.. come on y'durty...oohh... Barry.. right there, ooh.. right there in Hubble's eye, y'dirty slutdetritus

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