I felt suicidal today
I felt suicidal today
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- detritus0
- *slits wrists, defecates into resultant wounds, filling body with own putrid consumer stench*detritus
- * Sets fire to Detritus' corpse, ejaculates into the flames, sings LET ME STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE by J.Hendrix********
- Y'know what? That tune's actually got a really solid beat to it. Fuck. I never knew.detritus
- Its a great song, and there's a pre-eminent British Physicist on Synth too.********
- WHAT BRAND LUBE YOU USING?! WHAT BRAND LUBE YOU USING?! TO WANK OVER MY DEAD BURNING CORPSEdetritus
- ?detritus
- It IS him, right?
you Dirty S.L.U.T., Barry Cox.detritus - Erm, let me check, hang on, label's peeled...errr, its... sun dried ...tomato paste. Oily. Not bad though.********
- "Barry Cox" hahahahahah********
- Oooh... Barry... Oooh, yuh, Barry.. come on y'durty...oohh... Barry.. right there, ooh.. right there in Hubble's eye, y'dirty slutdetritus