Joke of the Day
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After their eleventh child a backwoods redneck couple decided that enough was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children or the bed might break and kill the dogs underneath. The doc knew the man could not afford a vasectomy, and recommended that he cut his balls off in the quickest, most painless way possible. Shocked, the man went back to his wife and they contemplated how the hell. They figured his old chevy truck, some duct tape, and a rope might work perfect for this situation but just couldn't get courage to do it. Later that night his wife got upset and ran out the house to get cigarettes but never came back. His niece came over with a 30 pack of budweiser to get him drunk and fuck (in front of the 11 kids).. Knowing that he didn't want anymore kids and his neice was just getting to the age she could get pregnant - he knew it was time to get rid of his balls.
I'm making this up.. anyone want to help with the end?