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  • Jadran0

    Once when Iwas a medium sized baby many,many years ago I smelled a strange strugglin woodcarvingsolvent numbered by the number 20140 in my mothers house. I started crying so that my mother assumed I was hungry . Because I was a medium sized baby all the mothers from the neighbourhood came to my mothers house each time I was breastfeeded . So when every one was arrived my mother gave me the breast without using her hands . Like a 3 times a day ritual everybody was making those cute little sounds to me tsjoewietsjoewie piedewiedewiedewiep etc. When I was almost done with breast one the stench of the solvent started to embrace my fingers , I started to inhale the solvent so hard even my mother was scared of my powerfull inhalecapacity she said I was the child of the devil , ( but that was not true because I was her and Erwin's child the young painter from next door ) With my longs filled with the woodcarvingsolvent numbered by the number 20140 I jumped into the watching crowd started pieing upon the people who carried me crowdsurfed for about 45 minutes uppon those people who always did tsjoewietsjoewie piedewiedewiedewiep to me exhaled the solvent and said my first two words " Sprinkle is the new way of doing the unkle" and that was the last time I did voodoo on people.
    It sure is dangerous shit man, so watch out.You do not have to belief my story you can think what you want but for me it's history.

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