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  • bigkidfallsdown0

    french canadian pimps, tranny mcdonalds managers, bum rushed by a skinhead, lose a shoe, shatter a bottle in your hand & bleed on the fake Eifel Tower, prostitute borrows your phone and wont give it back

    One of the main things to remember while drinking in Vegas - certain elevators go to floors 1-25 and others 26-50 etc. This can be a hard concept to grasp when you're drunk. You may spend 2 hours on floor 25 using the courtesy phone trying to call for help. Hold back your tears in this situation. Go back down to the casino floor and drink more. You didn't need to go to your room anyway.

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