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  • benfal990


    Just found that beast in my gf appartment... My gf didnt want me to kill it, so the muthetfucker escaped behind a pile of boxes. Now we have to sleep in the same room we found it.

    Good night!

    • Its like almost 4 inches longbenfal99
    • sweet dreamsCALLES
    • i would like to sleep naked... i heard they like orificesCALLES
    • i wouldn't*CALLES
    • Wikipedia says they are inoffensive for humans... Great! They are also super intelligent and can jump and are super fastbenfal99
    • .. Super fast.benfal99
    • dude 1st of all you need to smack your gf for not wanting to kill that thing. 2nd dont sleep with your mouth open.404
    • my gf cried for hours when she killed a spider one time... she consider animals and insects like humans...benfal99
    • lets kinda cuddlyCALLES
    • dramatic maybe?CALLES
    • ;)CALLES
    • tell her you're going to sleep in the living room, do this with a wish you good luck face...
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    • They prefer to sleep directly in the urethra!boobs
    • Its going to tickle your pickle!Maaku
    • they are also known for laying eggs in eye socketsgeorgesIII
    • dude ffs there are times when you do NOT listen to the gf!!Projectile
    • wtf is it?graham
    • Looks like a House Centipede to me: http://www.google.co…Not_Just_Another
    • I found a few in my old house - fast little buggers - but they can be caught :-)Not_Just_Another
    • yes, house centipede: http://en.wikipedia.…benfal99
    • They say, if you have one, keep it. Because it kills all other insects in the house. Like spiders.benfal99
    • they also say; if you have one, it means you have many other insects in the house... great!benfal99
    • Its an old appartment with a lots of cracks and holes... next weekend I will seal all the appartment.benfal99
    • 'They are non-aggressive, and are generally considered harmless to humans.'benfal99
    • ' In Japan they are considered a useful species, as they prey on a number of disease-carrying and destructive insects.'benfal99
    • ... and destructive insects.'benfal99
    • well, still... I dont want that Godzilla in my house! FFSbenfal99
    • I can't decide which side is the arse and which is the head. Spray that fucker!graham
    • You should tickle your GF's nose with a feather at 3 in the morning!!elahon
    • One word: NAPALMbenfal99
    • This little guy is probably saving your life from mosquitos, spiders and rattlesnakes.IRNlun6
    • what he said about the ticklingcannonball1978
    • It eats cats no?BattleAxe
    • This weekend, i will fight it. War is ONbenfal99

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