when YOU die

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  • fooler20

    My grandmother cremated my grandfather and spread his ashes in lake Michigan than my great aunt (his brother) called the cops on my grandma for "dumping a body in the lake".

    I wouldn't mind being cremated myself, I wonder if it gets hot enough to melt the titanium rod I have from my knee to my ankle.

    On a side note. My friends and I had a stoned conversation about what happens when you die way back in high school. We all agreed that it's an eternity and it would give you plenty of time to review your life with god second by second minute by minute. Almost like a performance review of your life. It would be like god would have your entire life on video tape and you'd have to be there watching it with him explaining what you were thinking while you committed all your sins.

    Then 20 years later Thom York wrote a song about it!

    • Imagine god reviewing every second of porn watching and masturbation... AWKWARD!lnu
    • I know, I know.... and that's not even the worst of my sins.fooler2
    • Great song nevertheless!lnu

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