what would you ban?

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    I'd ban belief systems, since they're mostly a self-imposed convenience anyway.

    The most basic tenet of any belief system is the idea of an 'afterlife' of one description or another, a nice buffer against having to deal with your own insignificance. Grow up. Be miserable like me.

    I'd also ban people who haven't been fucked over enough to be entirely cynical.

    Few others:

    Spielberg
    DIY emergency SOS Gardening Squads (titchmarsh you c**t).
    Cold coffee
    Soup (all kinds)
    Bo Selecta (wank)
    Soaps
    Sleep
    Ligaments
    Make up (just to see them squirm)
    People who put the word 'art' in quotes (like they know something we don't <<<<).
    Client interaction.
    My self destruct button.
    Guns.
    Fat.
    Petrol.

    Stuff like that.

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