Great London Swim
Great London Swim
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- detritus0
"A one-mile outdoor swim in the heart of the capital at the rejuvenated London Docklands area".
Damnit, I wish I'd signed up. Instead I'll have to buy a wetsuit, have a lobotomy, remove a testicle, shrink the remaining partner, inject myself with cum, menses, fish piss and toxic industrial runoff, then sit in a bath filled with effluent and icecubes for 20 minutes.
- I'm pissed off at something entriely different, but I'm venting here. Pls to ignore me. I actually love swimming.detritus