- First Date Gifts -
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- Carty0
no wonder so many of you cats are single... you need to hear this!
dont buy something for her on the first date... it WILL remove any upper hand you have in the situation... whether girls admit it or not, we all know assholes get the girls... the guys that forget bdays and shit, get laid more than the guy that comes with flowers or choclates... and coming on a first date like that? fuck... you watchin too much "blind date"...?
u need to watch the "tao of steve" [note steve carty is my real name] be desireless, be at your best, be gone... trust me.. the girl will holla for more... gift her up on the first date... you will be picking her family up from the airport, taking out the garbage... looking after cats when shes away and being generally whipped for the rest of your relationship....
bring her ferrero roche.. like from the variety store. spend $1.49. she will think you are sweet but not a stalker... trust me... you buy something gay for this girl... you'll be yankin it instead of enjoyin a girlfriend...
i've played it both ways... being the pee on and being the asshole... i know that i am a catch... [get that in your head] and you wont seem as desperate as you actually are. truss me.
pimp.