Joke of the Day
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mike, the flea, took a trip down to miami on his summer vacation. at the beach, while looking for a spot to tan, mike spots his life-long buddy, oscar, looking miserable with a blanket covering his body, blood-shot eyes and a runny nose.
"you're in miami, why you look so gloomy" mike asked.
"i hitched a ride on a guy's mustache. it turns out he was a motorcycle rider. he took a ride down the highway with an open-faced helmet. that's how i got this flu." oscar replied.
"let me give you an advise. when you're looking to hitch a ride, go to the toilet at executive lounge at the airport and wait for a hot stewardess. then you hop on her warm bush for a ride."
about a month later, mike and oscar met up again. oscar still look miserable with a flu.
"i took uo on your advise and went to the executive lounge at the airport. i waited for the hottest stewardess to go to the toilet." oscar said. "then i hopped on her bush, just like you said. it was warm and cozy so i fell asleep. next thing i knew i was in that guy's mustache on a motorcycle speeding down the highway."