The I hate thread…

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  • LittleRich0

    I hate it when people say, hate is such a strong word, damn fucking straight it is!

    I hate hand-dryers (though this problem is being addressed)

    I hate account managers who have to use acronyms for everything because they are FC's who are trying to make their job seem more complicated and important, if your job really is complicated you do everything you can to simplify it.

    I hate Penalty Charge Notices, and those mother fucking assholes at Camden and Westminster Council that are getting rich off of my arse.

    I hate flat pack furniture with dodgy instructions.

    I hate trying to find somewhere using the maps app on the iphone where it locates you but is just out and always seems to make things worse.

    People who think their mate Dave is a legend or even worse a ledge, surely Excalibur is a legend, not some bell end who got hammered drinking too much Fosters, got kicked out a shit night club like Infernos, chucks up in the street and loses his shoe whilst trying to kick off with people and racially abuse cab drivers.

    When you are trying to stalk someone on Facebook but you type their name into the 'What's on your mind' box, instead of the search box, fuck!

    When your in the shower and someone uses a tap in the house and you get third degree burns.

    That when you shave off hair, it comes back worse, Stubborn mother fuckers! I don't want hair on my bastard shoulders!

    The fact that I have a body board in my room that I'm never gonna fucking use again but I keep it so I look like Brad from neighbours or something

    • oh and fucking PowerPoint, what a load of shit how did anyone ever come up with that and how did it get through?LittleRich
    • i approve this hate messagelambsy

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