Embarrassing Stories
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when i wuz 12 or so I looked down one day and POOF! a fucking forest had appeared!!! So being a weird little kid, what's the first thing I do? SHAVE! Snipped them stubble short then took them out with dad's electric razor.
MAN oh man did it start to sting!! So that's when I started looking for something to alleviate the pain. Ah, so THAT's what aftershave is for! I eagerly apply a generous amount of the stuff to my plucked-chicked-looking area. Needless to say, McKaulay Culkin had nothing on my reaction.. the pain was terrible!! but of course my parents were watching tv in the next room, so I couldn't scream!
Eventually I leave the bog to go cry/scream in my room, but of course they'd heard me playing with the razor for ages... so start giving me a whole talk about have I started sprouting facial hair and I must tell them and they'll get me a razor.. while I could actually feel tears welling up in my eyes as the pain just got worse and worse!!
Eventually got out of there, stuffed my face hard into my pillow and bellowed to kingdom come, then danced around the room in a barefoot-on-hot-coals sort of way until it subsided