Embarrassing Stories
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http://www.fmylife.com - hours of embarrassing comedy gold in here
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I'm kind of self conscious about my stomach and I was sitting up so my stomach skin and fat folded. My boyfriend then kept hitting my stomach making slapping noises going, "OINK OINK." I've never felt better. FML
Today, I woke up next to my dad pissing into a bottle. FML
Today, I was awakened by the sound of my boyfriend in the bathroom taking a number two, yelling "OH YEAH!" in his Randy Savage Macho Man voice. FML
Today, I screamed when I saw a midget in person for the first time. I'm 23. FML
Today, I unexpectedly showed up to my girlfriend's house. Trying to be romantic, I tossed a rock at her window. It broke the window and hit her in the head. FML
ahh, schadenfreude.
- curses, didn't see the previous ppl post the link... FMLBuddhaHat