Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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Q: What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese.
__A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
__Finally, a friend's husband has decided that, at the ripe old age of 48, he needs to get into shape. We went to the gym where a trainer asked him if he could do the splits. 'Of course I can't', he answered. 'How flexible are you?' she asked. To which he replied 'Well, I can't do Tuesdays.'
- LOL @ the first one.discoduro
- hahaha first one is qualitybigtrickagain