WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HORRIBLY!!

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  • foz0

    The scary thing is not that we are about to die, horribly or otherwise. People are living longer en mass. There are going to be more old people than ever before.

    The scary thing is that we will not die horribly for ages. Horribly isn't getting eaten alive or shredded by a nail bomb, horribly is senile dementia in a home staffed by fat 40something gerontophiliacs, who spend all day bumming us and selling our drugs. It's the Colostomy bags and false teeth sold to us by nubile and unatainable youth, its the rancid bingo halls and McCafe lunches, the lost memories and having to put up with you mates telling you that joke for the 2000th time.

    Fuck me Al Queda, bring it.

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