10 min with scarlett

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    Benfal is meeting Scarlett transcript:

    Benfal: OOooooh haaaai Scarlett!!! Iam a big fan!!
    Scarlett: Oooh, how cute, nice to meet you.
    Benfal: Wanna fuck?
    Scarlett: .. sorry?!
    Benfal: Sorry, iam a little bit nervous... You are so hot miss Johansson.
    Scarlett: Ok, well thank you. So why did you bet on me outside finding me "hot" ?
    Benfal: .. because i have a plan to make you want to make love with me before that 10 minutes ends.
    Scarlett: ...! Are you a joke or what? Iam gonna call my bodyguard sickfuck!
    Benfal: Wai wai wait! Scarlett no! Don't worry, its gonna be allright, please.
    Scarlett: This is your last chance, tell me something smart and nice or I call my bodyguard.
    Benfal: ....
    Scarlett: Iam listening...
    Benfal: ... can ...
    Scarlett: .. yes?
    Benfal: .... can I.. ..
    Scarlett: ?
    Benfal: .... CAN I TOUCH YOUR HUGE BOOBS!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!
    Scarlett: SECURITY!!!!
    Benfal: SCARLEEEETTT NOOOOOO!!!!!
    Scarlett: STUPID FUCK!
    Scarlett: (sidekick in the nuts)
    Benfal: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHH!!!! s...ccc..aa..rr..
    Bodyguard: Your time is up SIR!
    Benfal: ...aaarrgggf... go to hell!
    Bodyguard: (Tazer)
    Benfal: AAAAAAAHOOOOOAHAHEHHEOOAOOOO!!! STOP IT PLEASAAARRRHHHA!!!!

    • HAHAHAHA!!DRIFTMONKEY
    • lol!! love the sidekick!Hombre_Lobo
    • Could have topped it off with a "Don't taze me bro" at the end. :)ETM

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