Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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A guy always insisted on making love to his wife in the dark.
After 20 years she turns on the light, to find him holding a dildo.
She goes ballistic, "You impotent bastard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
He looks her straight in the eyes and calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."