Joke of the Day
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- airey0
a catholic priest walks into the bar, sits down and orders a scotch.
a jewish rabbi (as opposed to the other sort) walks into the bar, sits next to the priest and orders a vodka soda.
a muslim cleric walks into the bar, sits down at the bar and asks for a light. the priest and the rabbi fish out lighters (the rabbi has a 'born to raise hell' zippo which has nothing to do with the joke but was interesting all the same), the priest has a 7-11 green plastic lighter.
they look at each other and laugh, then the rabbi who is the closest to the cleric lights the lighter. the cleric leans in with a cigarette and lights it. says thanks an goes to the pay phone in the corner.
the priest and the rabbi make small talk over the local favourite sports heroes and order a second round.
the cleric saunters out after finishing his call, saying thanks as he goes.
the priest and the rabbi finish their second drinks, make their farewells and leave.
the bartender grabs the glasses and cleans them.
- .airey
- you racial profilers out there expected something to happen didn't you.airey
- people looking for a punchline in the jokes thread sure didscarabin
- i'm a fan of wasting people's time with literally no payoff for their trouble. love it.airey
- a clubbed seal, a horses face, a bra...anything but a story about nothing labeled as a joke. :)Peter
- I LOVE THIS JOKE. I LOVE IT SO MUCHbigtrickagain
- you know, sarcasm isn't welcome around these parts.airey
- actually, it is. god bless.airey
- i wasn't sarcastic. i laughed so hard.
i'm serious.bigtrickagain - oh dear.airey