What gifts did you get?

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  • ismith0

    Sonic bomb alarm clock with... wait for it... yes... pillow vibrator. I slept through construction in my room and pretty much any noise imaginable indoors, so I'm going to give it a shot. Also two flannel shirts, and Midnight Club LA as a joke from my dad to see if I could navigate the streets. Oh oh, and internet boobies. I can't wait to finish my first few essays so I can go back into the world and get laid like a normal person. Sadly I don't think I'll be ready for new years in that regard.

    • you lazy bastardversion3
    • shave that head of hair and maybe you will hear the alarm better!utopian

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