Mountain Dew Throwback
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- mikotondria30
exactly, monNom - "hey look, this time it has REAL sugar in..", like they know people would prefer sugar (otherwise they wouldnt' fucking market it like that, or even make it)... because they know people have a vague idea that the sugar in the regular stuff isn't that 'real', whatever that means..
Hey fucktards, its high fructose corn syrup, which is 2 sugar molecules stuck together that your body doesnt need to break down, so it just splits inside you and runs riot stomping all over your sugar/insulin system which was never designed to see anything like this artificial nonsense, goes into shock and just begins laying it down as fat straight away.
I fucking hate the people that invented this shit, and even more so the cunts that decided to put into EVERY SINGLE FUCKING AMERICAN FOOD. EVERYTHING.. bread, beer, gasoline, tv adverts, medicine, anything and everything. No wonder we're all fucking fat.
You fucking cunts.
You then have the nerve to turn round and say 'hey - for a limited time...(er, fucking thanks, cuntrag...), you can buy this toxic piss WITHOUT the normal death powder in it, aren't you fucking lucky'.
No, cunts.
I never buy your shit and I never will, suck a bag of mercury laced dicks and choke, you worthless cancerous fucks.
Fuck you Coke.
Fuck you Pepsi.Fuck you.
No, seriously - fuck you, and your family, at gun point.
- Good anim though, fair enough. I'd rather stand outside a school dressed as a Marlboro, tho - you know ?mikotondria3
- i quite enjoyed your rant and completely agree. A +egosmoke