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- luckyorphan0
I had the same experience, J. I showed up one morning with a big tray of fresh omelettes that I made that morning. They were onion and cheese and mushroom and tomato – yer basic spanish omelette, only with a lil' flare.
Anyhow, I went over to my new cube buds as a kind of gesture and put a plate of this in front of each of them, and handed them a fork. At first, they didn't know what to do, so I took a moment to walk up to each of them and force-feed them the omelettes. The first guy took it well – I got in a few spoonfuls. But then one other dickwad came over and said "WTF?! Stop force-feeding us this shit!!" A third retard whined "I'm allergic to cheese!!" Pssh...what a pussy.
I will never understand what the fuck was wrong with them. After all, I used aged gouda, shitake mushrooms and heirloom tomatoes in free range eggs...cuz I'm creative and creatives should really eat creative food.
They still bitch about the smell that was left behind for a week. Can't believe I have to work around such cretins.
- what a bunch of twats. you should be pissedspendogg
- ...and to think I was planning on bringing in my cologne sampler for them to experience. Pssh.luckyorphan