welcome to the neighborhood
welcome to the neighborhood
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Take a handmade, roughly hewn, stone axe in to work tomorrow. Go over to your opponents' desks and bludgeon their skulls in, ensuring a clean cleave. Gouge out still warm brain remnants, jump up on to a desk and start eating up, taking care to eye out the remaining coworkers. After you've downed a few mouthfuls, heartily beat your chest, then run around slapping the other males, shouting "OOOHIEEEE OOH OOH OHH OHHIIIIEEE OOOH OOHOOOH", thereby asserting your dominance over your new pack.
After, pick a prize female and beat her 'til she succumbs to your heft and, with her underlings, grooms you into a happy state of bliss.
Demand raisins.