statements of 'purpose'

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    i have a purpose...

    to stay sane between the inane requests of you my employer and my significant other, my girlfriend. i'm sure i will entertain with any other the following situations sure to play out over the following months...

    "i pissed off my girlfriend, can i work late a few weeks?"
    "i have to take my girlfriend on vacation, can i work late a few weeks"
    "my girlfriend is up my ass because i've been so sweet lately, i need some space, do you mind if i work on some other projects late nights?"
    "to begin hostage games with dolls between the departments. I know this sounds strange and a reason to stop right here, but you would be surprised the comradery such a game creates"
    " 'Ride dry' i work remotely in cases of bad weather"

    later!

    • as an example...version3
    • what is this girlfriend you speak of, and how do you go about obtaining one?ismith
    • convince member of opposite sex to give you their number. text for 4 months until she finally replies..version3
    • at least that's how it worked for me...version3

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