Dear Santa:
Dear Santa:
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Something tells me I'm gonna have a hard time with this when I have kids
Me: Here you go son, Merry Christmas from Santa. HO HO HO
Kid: Who Santa, Daddy?
Me: Oh you know son, Santa...he's a jolly old fat man who lives at the North Pole with a bunch of elves and flies around the world on a sleigh propelled by several flying reinde...
OK, sorry, I can't do this. It's a lie. It's all a lie. I bought it at Walmart, OK?
Kid: *blank stare