Miami Art Basel 09
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Hey everyone, be on the lookout for Arthur Kade, he'll be there at the "Art Basil" event. this weekend.
From his post:
"Members of The Entourage had already booked their trip to go down and dominate one of the top events in that city, “Art Basil” (For anyone that doesn’t know about the event, there are more KA 10’s per square mile in one area than almost anywhere on Earth, and I joked to Papa Kade today, “”The Drought”" may not just go down once, but a dozen times down there”) , and as I was on the fence today I got an email that I was booked for a final audition for a good paying commercial down there which will be cast on Saturday and filmed on Sunday. That was god’s way of telling Arthur Kade, “Pack a box of Trojans and book your ticket now, because your resume and penis will both be potentially very happy soon”. In Miami, I am a king, and am treated like a top VIP from years back when I was banging one on the hottest VIP hostesses down there, and I have been at parties with my boys: Diddy, Jamie, and Malcolm Jamal Warner (I used his full name because most people don’t remember the Cosby show), and more athletes than a “Jock Sniffer” (This is the term we give Gen Pop girls who bang athletes like it’s their religion, and there are a bunch in Philly who have been passed around like a fumble on 4th and 1) could ever touch, so this is going to be a combo of fun, sun, work, and most of all, “Kade Style” domination"
Should you see a lisping, sweating, acne riddled, nail-biting, hopping-wildly, poorly-dressed, cheap fedora wearing ball of Philly trash coming your way, it's probably this guy:
