Photography Tips & Tricks
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* If you're unsure how your pictures are coming along, don't be afraid to open the camera and hold the film up to the sun for a sneak peek.
* Some photographers use a tripod for stability, but for maximum steadiness, use a dodecapod.
* Variety is key! For a change of pace, try folding back the labial lips.
* If surrounded by a group of thugs who want to steal your camera, simply fawn over them and insist that you can make them stars.
* Shutter speed is crucial in photography somehow.
* Don't take your film to Walgreens for development. Those guys are, like, Nazis.
* Rather than gawking at attractive women who pass you on the street, take a picture. It will last longer.
* Make sure the subjects of your photos are always smiling. No one likes a frowny-face.
* Amaze your friends with the remarkable Mini Secret Spy Camera! Fits in pocket. Undetectable. Weighs 2 1/2 oz. Precision ground lens. Film included. Super! . . . . . . . . . . . . . $1.25
* Vinnie DiResta of Brooklyn, NY, has got something you can take a picture of right here.
* Dogs wearing funny hats always make for a powerful artistic statement.
* European photo magazines are an excellent way to see naked women without feeling like a dirty lech.
* Kodachrome film will give you the nice bright colors, give you the greens of summer, make you think all the world's a sunny day.