Photography Tips & Tricks

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    * If you're unsure how your pictures are coming along, don't be afraid to open the camera and hold the film up to the sun for a sneak peek.
    * Some photographers use a tripod for stability, but for maximum steadiness, use a dodecapod.
    * Variety is key! For a change of pace, try folding back the labial lips.
    * If surrounded by a group of thugs who want to steal your camera, simply fawn over them and insist that you can make them stars.
    * Shutter speed is crucial in photography somehow.
    * Don't take your film to Walgreens for development. Those guys are, like, Nazis.
    * Rather than gawking at attractive women who pass you on the street, take a picture. It will last longer.
    * Make sure the subjects of your photos are always smiling. No one likes a frowny-face.
    * Amaze your friends with the remarkable Mini Secret Spy Camera! Fits in pocket. Undetectable. Weighs 2 1/2 oz. Precision ground lens. Film included. Super! . . . . . . . . . . . . . $1.25
    * Vinnie DiResta of Brooklyn, NY, has got something you can take a picture of right here.
    * Dogs wearing funny hats always make for a powerful artistic statement.
    * European photo magazines are an excellent way to see naked women without feeling like a dirty lech.
    * Kodachrome film will give you the nice bright colors, give you the greens of summer, make you think all the world's a sunny day.

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