Any way to fix a mighty mouse?

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  • detritus0

    Carefully unplug the USB cable, take mouse body gently in right hand, coiling unhooked cord loosely around left hand (other way around if you're left-handed!). With free foot, draw waste paper basket near, taking care not to imbalance yourself, then with your arms extended, release grasp on body and cord and let useless waste of resource fall in, to be dumped later on via a series of small journeys, in a landfill site (to be discovered, then shortly thereafter heavily ridiculed by archaeologists of the future).

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