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Earth Survival Log: 0032
The last of the rations are gone save, the pasta noodles (with no sauce) and $2.50 worth of a cold cut trio from the "Subway".I seem to be suffering from a condition known as "Lazy Sunday"
My horse/car died due to the lack of food/gas. I couldnt bring myself to eat my trusty stead/volvo cause he was a good friend (and made of metal,leather, and fiberglass) I would have to traverse the wild on foot. A life taxing task only the marauders of the wasteland still practiced.
My mind altered due to foreign weeds and a strange brew only know as "Blue Moon". I am going to have to brave the outside world if I am to survive. I am not sure if my alien body will be able to brave the 12degree change, but is either that or starvation.
Destination, a local trading colony "Vons". Who knows what other wild adventure I could catch myself in out in the wasteland. I might not make it back, maybe its better that way......
End Log, Monkey out.