The Parlor
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- locustsloth0
It's dank and musty in here. When i turn on the train set, the cow-catcher on the engine rolls up a ball of dust and hair so big that it stops the train... and then catches on fire.
There are water stains on some of the couches (well, i can only assume it's water) and it doesn't matter that the soda at the bar is flat 'cause mice have pooped in all the glasses anyway.
Remember the good times, guys? When this as a faux-sanctuary from the other sanctuaries?
Now what is it? It's emptiness has become it's own joke. "Nope, no one here" the all too common punchline.
i didn't imagine this place back to life with googled pictures of construction and grand openings for it to become a home for vagrats and lay-abouts (present company excluded, of course).
So let's make it something! Let's dazzle the world. Let's put on all the makeup in our mommies' drawers and put on a show. Let's invite mods here and hunt them down for sport! Secret passwords, unknown languages, decoder rings and cottage cheese!!
LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST PLACE WE NEVER SOME TO...EVER!!!- *farts, dieslocustsloth
- I don't remember the good times********
- they remember you7point34