Derren Brown Again
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- zombee0
I've been looking into this over the last couple of days and think I may have come up with the solution, here goes:
Derren Brown is in fact an alien time traveller that uses advanced cloking technology to trick us into thinking he is human. This will be the big reveal on Channel 4 tonight when Derren will announce that he has been studying the human race and their predictable behaviuoral patterns for the last year and in this time has been reporting back to his superiors on his home planet so that they can plan their attack on Earth. Then in a fantastical display of light and sound, the omnipotent Derren will reveal to the nation his true form and the invasion will begin.
My advice to you all is to very quickly learn how to handle, fire and maintain a weapon. Start stockpiling provisions and protect your fellow man, together we can get through this.
That's just my theory anyway.