what would you learn?
what would you learn?
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- shitehawke0
Kelpies right, chicks dig scars. They also appreciate a good cook. Learn to cook what you kill and women will be enthralled and throw themselves at you.
"whats for dinner?"
"Well dear today I wrestled a bear and killed it so we're having sautéed bear steak in a red wine reduction with caramelised red onion and wild mushrooms. Oh and I made you a coat from its hide"Instant knicker remover.
- "hang on a bit while I have a shower though"kelpie
- Or...Horp
- Well dear, today I ran amok in a field of asparagus, so we're having boiled asparagus and I made you an asparagus hat".Horp
- ... asparagus being more plentiful than bears in these sceptered isles.Horp
- season just ended. bear steak it is.********