legal letter for unpaid invoice?
legal letter for unpaid invoice?
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- TheBlueOne0
*break out sharpie
*write "My Attorney" on side of baseball bat
*put baseball bat in duffle bag
*visit deadbeats office and tell them they need to pay up or your attorney will come down on them like a "ton of bricks, starting with that monitor on that desk, right there."
*indicate by pointing the monitor in question
*as they laugh or start giving excuses, slowly place duffel bag on desk, take "My Attorney" out of bag. Turn it over appreciatively, Show deadbeat the place where you scribbled "My Attorney" on the side.
*say something Tarantino-esque like, "That's some nice lettering there, eh?"
*calmly destroy monitor previously indicated
*heft bat in hand while saying, "Now do you want to speak to my attorney?"*deposit money in bank