Birthday Gift?
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- detritus0
As a girl, I'll let you in to a wee secret.
Us girls LOVE impromptu golden showers. I know - you're thinking, "Bullshit, Bitch!" - I get that, I might too if I was none the wiser.
But let me tell you - my last birthday was the most special ever, when I was gently awoken by the golden trickle of urine down my face, through my hair. My boyfriend had very carefully postured himself, squatting above my sleeping head, careful to only issue forth when he could guarantee a comprehensive, warm cascade.
You might think I'm barmy - but after speaking it through with my girlfriends, it turns out we ALL love it! Spoiled tart that I am, I've encouraged my bf to do this every sunday - washing the sheets is a bit of a pain - but so worth it!
So, this birthday - piss on your sleeping girlfriend's face - she'll never be able to thank you enough!