Birthday gifts for Dudes
Birthday gifts for Dudes
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Best birthday present I ever had from a girlfriend was from Jenni, who took it upon herself to wake me up one morning by quietly crouching over my head, positioning her golden growler close to my face, then issuing forth an almighty stream of piss (she'd made a point of drinking loads of water before bedttime) into my face.
You'd probably grossly underestimate the male's love of impromptu morning golden bed showers - it's not like the magazines ever actually talk about it. Perhaps it's a secret shame - but all men are the same. We love it. All of us.
The key thing though is - don't let on. Don't hint at your intentions. Just wake up early that morning and do it. He'll forever be in your debt - it's the ultimate gift. Trust me.