your last fist fight

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    last year some dude got all road rage on me and told me to pull over so he could beat my ass. i pull over very casually and get out walk over to his car while he's telling me how he's going to kick my ass. he opens his door plants one foot on the ground, i slam his own car door on his leg and one solid punch to face and he's crying like a little girl. i grab his face like your mom would when you are big trouble and tell him not to pick fights with people who can kick his ass. i then take his car keys out of the ignition and throw them into a large dumpster next to the car. i leave. sweet victory.

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