Father's day Gift

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  • Scotch_Roman0

    Two questions.
    1. Why are you spamming QBN of all places, and
    2. What dude wants flowers?

    There was a girl who had an unsettling obsession with me in college. She'd randomly show up at the restaurant where I worked and pretend like I expected to see her. She'd talk about what a wonderful girlfriend she'd make, how she'd leave roses on my car, etc., if only I'd give her a chance. She wasn't right in the head.

    Thanks for the memories, "flowers".

    • Flowers = nightmares for guys. I speak truth.Scotch_Roman
    • Even if I didn't have allergies, I would be cautious any time another guy gave me flowers. Son or not.ismith
    • Basically, giving me flowers would be like giving me anthrax. But back to what you were saying. +1ismith

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