Demetri Martin Quotes
Demetri Martin Quotes
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I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then Í said, “Does he bite?”. She said “No.” And I said, “Oh yeah? Then how does he eat? ... Liar.”
- almost a complete rip of the Inspector Clouseau in The Pink Panther movies from long ago.********
- does your dog bite? "no" *bends down to pet the dog and it bites* i thought you said it didn't bite...********
- that's not my dog.********
- great joke, but how is that the same?7point34
- not the same joke********
- HOW IS THAT IN ANY WAY THE SAME JOKE????marychain
- almost a complete rip of the Inspector Clouseau in The Pink Panther movies from long ago.