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SCENE 1
INTERIOR: A NORMAL DESIGN OFFICE
Two designers sit at facing desks, outfitted with monitors and other regular desktop materials. A Southern California ocean landscape can be seen out the window to their left. On the back wall is a door, a potted plants. Design and music themed posters line the walls.
DESIGNER #1: Welcome aboard Fred. Kent will be in a bit later to fill you in on some of the details of the project we're currently working on. It's just great to have a new set of eyes and hands on this.
DESIGNER #2: Thanks Dave, it'll take me a few days to get up to speed, but I'm excited about this campaign. [SIPS COFFEE] Wow, this coffee is great. I got it at that little cafe on the corner.
DESIGNER #1: Oh you mean at the Java Hut? Oh yeah, and that girl behind the counter is on hot numb...[COMES TO AN ABRUPT STOP]
SUDDENLY THE DOOR BURSTS OPEN. IN RUSHES A STOCKY MAN WITH DISTINCTIVE, LARGE EYEBROWS. HIS ARMS ARE FLAILING, SPITTLE FLIES FORM HIS MOUTH. A TEABAG IS CLENCHED IN HIS RIGHT HAND.
CRAZED MAN: Ok, you fucking leftists fuckers! How do you like your Socialist President now!? Huh? He's kissing the ass of all of America's enemies! Yeah Dave, I'm looking at you, you fucking leftist! What, just because you read a book you think you're so smart!? Fuck you! I know what's happening! Oh no, you can't fool me! You guys shouldn't even be in this country, you dirty fucking communists! The lot of you!
CRAZE MAN TURNS, EXITS OFFICE. HE CAN BE HEARD FURTHER DOWN THE HALL, OPENING ANOTHER DOOR AND ISSUING A SIMILAR RANT, MUFFLED BY THE WALLS.
DESIGNER #2: What the hell was that? Who was that?
DESIGNER #1: Oh, that's just Will. He does this everyday [GLANCES DOWN AT WRIST WATCH] just about this time. He sorta runs into everyone's office who voted for Obama and just rants for about thirty seconds...
DESIGNER #2: Wow. Well, I'm going to go give that jerk a piece of my mind..
DESIGNER #1: I wouldn't.
DESIGNER #2: Huh, why not? It's rude and doesn't even make sense, besides, I never even MET him before.
DESIGNER #1: Did you vote for Obama?
DESIGNER #2: Yeah, you know, it was the lesser of two evils really. I mean, I guess I like the guy, but, you know, if you look at the socio-econoomic situat...[IS STOOPED BY DESIGNER #1 RAISING HIS HAND]. What?
DESIGNER #1: See what you're doing there? You're trying to make sense. You know, explaining your position, your thinking...
DESIGNER #2: Yeah, of course...
DESIGNER #1: Won't change anything. Will will ignore you. At best, he'll say something about teabags. He might even fling one at you.
DESIGNER #2: Well, fuck this. I'm going to go see Jill in HR...
DESIGNER #1: Just let it go. Let it go. It's just Will. It's Will's way. You know, he's just like that. Let him rant.
DESIGNER #2: But it makes no sense, he makes no sense. It's just..
DESIGNER #1: Just drop it.
DESIGNER #2: [SIGHS. SIPS COFFEE.] That girl IS hot at the coffee joint...
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- Very, very well done, I must say. And most is even true. Can't wait for scene 2. :-)********
- I agree, the girl at the coffee joint is definitely hot.zenmasterfoo
- Very, very well done, I must say. And most is even true. Can't wait for scene 2. :-)