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...was just walking home grabbed a latte on the way, decided to take a different route home than normal and ended up just walking random blocks... the weather is perfect, the sun is just almost setting the sky is orange and purples and pinks and blues... there is a slight breeze in the air and the sound of children can be heard from every direction... as i continue on my journey i find myself on a very nice tree lined block with lots of brownstones... each one magnificent in its look and essence, the windows all looked old and weathered, was a nice site to see... on my left was the street, there was a jeep truck with a woman behind the wheel pulling out with some god awful celine dion track and she was blarring her lungs out to keep up with the music... in front of her jeep was an old triumph cycle parked and enjoying the sun... until crazy jeep lady lost control of her car and stepped on her gas pedal rather hard instead of easing her foot on the brake... she smashed the bike into the back of a tiny honda in front of it sandwiching the cycle... i stop eyes wide open as behind her jeep, there wasn't any cars or anyone... not sure what happened... the woman wasn't hurt but she seemed very very confused... and looks at me pointing at the cycle asking if it belongs to me, i shake my head no no ... and then the woman puts her car in reverse and decides to leave the scene... a store owner across the street who saw the whole thing as well ran to the woman in the jeep asking if she was about to leave like a hit and run... at this point there is quite a lot of people around... and i just leave in search of a police officer... so as i make it to the end of the block i see 2 under covers in an un-marked sedan... i walk up to them and advise them an accident had taken place just up the block... the 2 cops look at me like i had ruined their peaceful time but advised they would check it out... i had then turned around to only see the girl in the jeep had in fact taken off... when i got to the fallen cycle the owner of the store nearby was still there, and then the police questioned us both and took our IDs... the bike wasnt too beat up but the mirror was smashed and the something was cracked an was leaking some sort of fluid... the officers wrote up a report and were about to leave, when the girl with the jeep returned... she was one sexy cute girl!!!! the officers both were struck from her beauty and let her go as she smiled her way out of it...
the moral of the story is, always show cleavage...