Monkey thread
Out of context: Reply #370
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OK, first thing we do is hire some Russian or French Mad Scientist and then get him to genetically alter monkey genes and then clone them (~300,000,000 or so). You know, typical 'Evil Empire/Star Wars' type logic. Then, we contact Hugo Boss to finalize the uniform design, so even if GDub and the rest of the free world fucks us up, we and our primates go out in style. He originally designed the Nazi uniforms, but I will not hold it against him, he didn't know what they were up to. Then, we have to have some sort of weaponry, maybe we get some sort of mass replicated Chinese or AK-47 rifles from Shanghai or Moscow, I have contacts there. BTW, I bought 10,000 shares of stock from Microsoft when it first opened at $1.50, so no need to worry about the funding. We can always contact rouge governement that want in on the take anyway. I personally know the leader of Namibia, Sam Nujoma, he and his bad-boy cohorts, Mbeki, Dos Santos, Kabila (now dead) and Mugabe will be sure to help us get rid of the infidels.
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