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    I asked my broad's nephew what his favourite planet was a few weeks ago while we were at the Carnegie Science Center.

    He thought for a little bit, then went, "PLUTO!" And he went back to running around.

    I looked at her deadpan and just went, "This kid is fucking retarded, I didn't ask him what his g-ddamn fucking favourite Dwarf Planet was. Pluto? Pluto? Seriously?"

    She hit me and laughed, but there were people in earshot who looked pretty taken aback.

    I was kidding.

    But seriously, that question was so easy. It's URANUS!!!

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    • HAHAHAHAjuhls
    • i love how you constantly censor 'goddamn' but you let the 'fucking' fly7point34
    • good catholic boy
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    • the nephew in question is 17 isn't he?7point34
    • He just turned 4, and just turned into a big brudda two days ago!
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    • I am a good catholic boy. One who also doesn't eat meat and fasts on Fridays ... continuing to thoroughly confuse everyone who knows me, haha.
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    • who knows me, haha.
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    • whaaaaatjuhls
    • I have some questions to ask you later :Pjuhls

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