business card is crap

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  • Amicus0

    I don't draw crowds, I don't photograph them, I don't sculpt them. I'm so arrogant the stench of my ego makes them pass out, and then I rid the unconscious bodies of every stinking cheap business card in the room, and they are left with just one. Mine. Something so fantastic I have to hire a call centre to handle all the work that comes in.....

    shit, it feels awful channelling that fucking moron.

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