You designers SUCK at business!
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Is this anti-advertising?
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“Hey William, we have a product.”Yea, but Flatgraph, we do not know how to sell, market, or basically do anything with what we created.
“But that is the whole point of what we created.”
I know, it is a real ... catch ... it is a catch something. I read that somewhere, I am big business.
“No, no, no. You are not big business, this is what we are trying to tell people!”
How do we tell them?
“Fuck you.”
Fuck me? Fuck you!
“No, no, no. Fuck you is relative, as in fuck them!”
Go on...
“We will crash their internet forums, call them every name in the book.”
Retarded.
“Look let me finish.”
Sorry.
“They are like sheep.”
Baaaah.
“You are actually proving my point here to perfection. What we do is tell them they are horrible at what they do. What they THINK they do. And that they cannot do it well.”
Design? I am not following.
“Of course you do not, which is why you need what we made.”
What did we make?
“Nothing! That is the beauty! We are going to post nonsense, but inflammatory nonsense ... then ... and this is the kicker ... BAM! ... you hit them with our URL.”
Oh ... my ...
“You know it.”
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