Apple Break
Apple Break
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- mikotondria30
But by eating an apple instead of buying cigarettes everyday, you're not paying as much tax, and are therefore more of a burden on society than the poor smokers, who have to subsidize the rest of the population AND put themselves at increased risk of a whole host of fatal, excruciating diseases, smelling badly, being unable to stay inside one fucking building or airplane for more than a couple of hours straight without getting antsy and complaining etc etc etc.
Just think of that the next time you and your friends loiter around scoffing apples like you're a fucking pony or something. At least buy cigarettes and let them burn out in the ashtray or something, jeez.