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  • shitehawke0

    I also managed to cause meself a nasty bit of a gash on me noggin one night after the pub. Down the village we'd head to the take away after the pub to chomp down some curry sauce and chips. It always ended in a fucking messy food fight in a car park or someones garden.

    So one night we're doing this in the carpark and I fling a chip at my mate a get him direct in the face, so I run off and go to hop over the low wall surrounding the carpark. its only about a foot high. I misjudge the jump and clip my foot on the wall and fall, however, the carpark is on a hill so i also misjudged the drop on the other side which was about 5 - 6 foot.

    I fell ungracefully face first over the other side direct on me head, much to the amusement of the rest of my mates, the cunts.

    • he he, jeesus be careful, heard this before but different. People jump a wee wall but the other side is massive !!!!chossy
    • Aye choss, i was about 17. young, full of cider and covered in curry sauce.shitehawke

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